[The reaction does not disappoint. Jean-Paul has spent most of his adult life in one spotlight or another, and has had the paycheque that goes along with such a lifestyle. That means that he is familiar with New York's finer cocktail and wine bars, and is used to frequenting places where the base minimum for a drink is over ten dollars and the bartenders all know how to craft a perfect Manhattan.
That said, he's been to plenty of sports bars before.
So his expression upon entering the bar is one of horrified amusement.]
Wow.
[He arches a brow at Sam as they take their seats.]
I'll feel less homesick if the bartender speaks French. Tell me there's craft beer.
That said, he's been to plenty of sports bars before.
So his expression upon entering the bar is one of horrified amusement.]
Wow.
[He arches a brow at Sam as they take their seats.]
I'll feel less homesick if the bartender speaks French. Tell me there's craft beer.
[He looks over the menu with genuine dismay.] ...they ALL have vodka. All of them. Tabernak.
[Yeah, Sam gets The Eyebrow.]
Ohhhh, non. You picked it, mister, we're having at least one drink here. If I must suffer, so must you.
[Beer, at least, is safe enough. It may not be spectacular, but at least the only choice isn't Molson. Once he's picked something that appears inoffensive and gotten Sam's order, he strides to the bar and orders. He returns, looking entirely out of place in his nice suit.]
So. You were telling me your deep mental traumas. Or your turn ons. Whichever.
[Yeah, Sam gets The Eyebrow.]
Ohhhh, non. You picked it, mister, we're having at least one drink here. If I must suffer, so must you.
[Beer, at least, is safe enough. It may not be spectacular, but at least the only choice isn't Molson. Once he's picked something that appears inoffensive and gotten Sam's order, he strides to the bar and orders. He returns, looking entirely out of place in his nice suit.]
So. You were telling me your deep mental traumas. Or your turn ons. Whichever.
If you like.
[He sips his beer as Sam talks. It's not horrible - the beer, that is, not Sam's story.]
I am genuinely sorry for your loss. When someone is taken from us suddenly, life tends to lose meaning for a time.
[He sips his beer as Sam talks. It's not horrible - the beer, that is, not Sam's story.]
I am genuinely sorry for your loss. When someone is taken from us suddenly, life tends to lose meaning for a time.
Non, I suspect it wouldn't. Still, it speaks highly of your dedication and desire to help others.
[He laughs brightly.] Oh, no secret there. I'm extremely unlikable.
[He laughs brightly.] Oh, no secret there. I'm extremely unlikable.
That's my cunning plan.
[Jean-Paul nods, eyes glittering with amusement.]
Non, no secret. I am internationally known for being a difficult bitch. I'm a perfectionist and I don't really care about sparing people's feelings.
[Jean-Paul nods, eyes glittering with amusement.]
Non, no secret. I am internationally known for being a difficult bitch. I'm a perfectionist and I don't really care about sparing people's feelings.
I'm the most impressive person you'll ever meet.
So tell me something else about you.
So tell me something else about you.
You'd figure it out once you got home and googled me.
Hn. Family?
Hn. Family?
You so didn't.
So were you born here, then? Or back in Atlanta? Oh wow, nieces and everything. Big family.
Ouais. Twin sister. I met her when we were in our early twenties.
So were you born here, then? Or back in Atlanta? Oh wow, nieces and everything. Big family.
Ouais. Twin sister. I met her when we were in our early twenties.
How rough is 'kind of rough'? I'm never sure in America because of your shitty gun control.
Non. Our parents died when we were very small. I was adopted - she was sent to be raised by nuns. My adopted parents died when I was six and I do not know if they ever intended to tell me about her.
Non. Our parents died when we were very small. I was adopted - she was sent to be raised by nuns. My adopted parents died when I was six and I do not know if they ever intended to tell me about her.
That's definitely very rough. Was it difficult to grow up without a father figure?
Well. Better, these days. We've both grown up a lot and come to terms with a few issues. She means the world to me, even if we fight a lot.
Well. Better, these days. We've both grown up a lot and come to terms with a few issues. She means the world to me, even if we fight a lot.
Have any uncles or older cousins?
Do you? I have no idea what's normal. We do, ouais, because we can both cross the country easily.
Do you? I have no idea what's normal. We do, ouais, because we can both cross the country easily.
I understand that very well.
Non, it's fine. [He sips his beer.] You're completely right, and it was a stupid term for me to use.
She has some mental issues, and I am... me, so. Sometimes it's difficult. But we try.
Non, it's fine. [He sips his beer.] You're completely right, and it was a stupid term for me to use.
She has some mental issues, and I am... me, so. Sometimes it's difficult. But we try.
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